Wassup my fellow Bloggerians!
I've disappeared for almost a month haven't I? Don't tell anyone, but I've been going undercover, doing spy work. That's right.
Just yesterday I had to break into a facility called INTEC, the International Evil Criminals. I was driving a random car I had stolen which bared a pass for staffs.
I got through the front gate. But as soon as I parked the car, one of the guards came over on his tiny scooter bike. His tires screeched as he tried to stop, but he miscalculated the distance he needed to stop to halt and fell into the longkang.
I knew it wasn't over, spy movies never end that quickly. As I expected, he climbed out of the longkang, charged towards me.
In slow motion I avoided his first punch and ate a Mentos candy. Again in slow motion, I avoided his second punch, and ducked to tie the shoe laces of his 2 shoes together. That caused his to tripped over and fell on the ground.
He was stumped to why he had tripped like one of those henchman in a low budget movie.
I am full of crap.
8 comments:
jobless sgt ko kan? hahaha :p
That's a good crap! Hey, I was there...the 'side kick'..they always have that in the movies, don't they?
nthla aimi.. aku igt nk maki2 pkgad..
tp that wud go againts my nature..
HUHAHUHA..
sory niza.. the sidekick xmsuk picture.. HEHE..
story + exaggeration = nazri..
(i understand.hehe..)
Mstla firhan..
I am a story teller.. Exaggerations spice up stories.. HEHE..
hahaha. ur always full of animated things. hahaha. kelaka, kelaka
Thank you Izza.. I'm glad someone appreciates my work.. HEHE..
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